Father’s day has to be the most obnoxious holiday to ever be implemented in our society. Now I am a full advocate of Mother’s day and wish our loving mother’s had a day dedicated them at least once a month. As for our 3 pump father’s seeking out a day of dedication is just preposterous. As a man you need not recognition for doing your job. The pure fact that you inserted your semen inside a woman should be all the acknowledgment you need. With the amount of old socks being filled with daddy’s pudding you have already one upped 60% of men.
So here is my plea to the men of the world. Instead of grasping at the idea of getting praise for having kids, do one better. Keep fucking and impregnating different women to show your real dominance.
That’s what my dad did.
-Dex
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