My best friend ‘Shit Balls’ has graciously decided to be my editor-in-chief. He popped his cherry today editing “The year of the RB” and somehow already managed to fuck up. Unsurprisingly, it had four errors with two in one sentence alone. Nevertheless I still have faith in his shrimp dick and shitty balls, also he’s doing it for free so I suppose beggars can’t be choosers. Out of sheer curiosity I asked SB if he wanted to say anything to our audience regarding his involvement..
His response, “I just like feeling smarter than you, which is pretty much like being the coolest kid with Down syndrome.” – Shit Balls
As far as intelligence levels go, I would say I’m above average at being average. SB is one of the smartest people I know, actually all of my friends are pretty goddamn smart, but just garbage human beings since they won’t read my fucking blog. Yeah I’m talking about you Reddit boy, toothless Indian hillbilly, Casper’s long dick cousin and sexually confused roommate.
If anybody is wondering why the editor-in-chief is called Shit Balls, refer to my blog “Blog While I Drop A Log”. Welcome aboard SB, that is all.
-Dex
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