Am I An Idiot?

Of course I am. That was a rhetorical question. But at least I’m beloved, like Sloth from the Goonies. HEY YOU GUYSSSSSS

Anyway, I’m behind on blogs and that’s because SB says, “Our standards are so high that we can’t in good conscience publish the grammatical atrocities that are my writing skills.” But in the true spirit of the happy go lucky “you scratched my CD”, “when the fuck did we get ice cream” mentality, I said fuck that guy and threw up some garbage. So fasten your helmets, tuck in your underwear and straighten that slack jaw, cause we’re about to dive into the most retarded moments of my life…

1. Dated a girl through-out college and broke up senior year. My dick still hasn’t forgiven me, but we live and learn. Sorry Lil’ Dex.
2. Made Shit Balls the editor in chief.  Not because he isn’t good at his job, but because he’s better at this than I am. Imagine Tyrian taking over for Geoffrey, didn’t end well for the asshole.
3. Neighbor came to my house in her bikini and proceed to ask me to give her a tour, including my room. I did nothing due to the fact I drank enough the night before to kill a young horse.
4. Spent 4 hours at a black jack table and went up $1600, lost it all in 5 minutes at a roulette table.
5. I am related to my father.
6. I spelled “building” wrong in the 3rd grade spelling bee, because I was nervous or just stupid.
7. Read #1 again. Fuck fuck fuck!

This list could go on, but this is enough for today.

*Shit Balls did not edit this. He would not be okay with spam blogging, but guess what? I don’t give a fuck what he thinks. He ignored my phone call so here we are.

*Shit Balls has edited said blog

-Dex