So with the anniversary of our great country’s birth, SB and myself are taking the week off from posting blogs. But don’t fret… we have plenty in queue and ready to go for next week. With that, I want to leave everyone with something to ponder going into this glorious day.
On one faithful summer afternoon our founding fathers decided to fight back against tyranny and unite this incredible country known as the United States of America. These courageous men and women who came before us sacrificed all to secure our freedoms. It is in their honor that we celebrate our independence by doing beer luges off of co-eds asses, ripping dank hits of the sticky icky, and laying down as much pipe as humanly possible. Now as you blackout on this glorious day, take a second to look up and thank these beautiful souls for creating a country that gave us 4 Lokos, booger sugar, and a plethora of abortion clinics. Never change America, we love you.
PS we are drunk
-Dex
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